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These are true stories that happened while delivering pizza. You may be surprised at what you find. There are 488 stories in the collection and growing. The most recently submitted story appears first.

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488     Driver gets a tip and then some
487     Bit by customer's vicious small dog
486     The law of averages
485     Two customers who don't have it all together
484     Strange sight at a drunk customer's home
483     Dog pees on the driver's shoe
482     Two disparate customers in the same hot summer day
481     False complaint from a scamming non-tipper
480     Having to walk 1/4 a mile through the snow
479     Wasting tons of time on rude, ungrateful customers
478     Unexpected tip at a Marine base
477     Delivery during a drug bust
476     Rude scammer over a second cup of garlic sauce
475     Huge 4-hour delivery
474     Woman walks out to driver's car topless
473     Two older naked women greet the driver
472     Incoherent horse owner snaps at driver for no reason
471     Manager refuses to transfer order in distant city
470     Whole store gets revenge on a non-tipper
469     20 pizza delivery to college football coach
468     Stripper surprise at a customer's house
467     Let the driver in during rain and freezing wind
466     Nice surprise after returning with change for $100 bill
465     Awesome customer makes difficult run highlight of night
464     Kid tries to steal the driver's tip
463     Respect shown to driver by a military veteran
462     Ungrateful customer to a pregnant driver
461     Customer misleads driver to long distance run
460     The cheap treatment from hospital receptionists
459     Tip revoked for following simple store policy
458     40 pizzas to kids baseball trophy ceremony
457     The agony of delivering to a factory
456     Waiting at the customer's door in sub zero temps
455     Two strange deliveries in Fort Collins, CO
454     The advantages and benefits of tipping
453     Horrendous customer in Baltimore
452     The pains of delivery to affuent Floridians
451     Creepy delivery in an otherwise safe area
450     Nice view of the customer through a mirror
449     Large Chinese food delivery nightmare
448     Two kinds of sexual harassment from customers
447     Failed robbery attempts
446     Shocking delivery to driver's best friend
445     Driver gets revenge, calls cops on drunk teen stiffer
444     Low-ball tip from college professor
443     Unexpected flasher from the bathroom
442     Customer's kinky pizza foreplay seen by driver
441     Sent home over meaningless driving complaint
440     No tip in a deadly tornado storm
439     Customer can't understand a coupon price
438     Customer guts a pig in front of driver
437     Rude woman in trailer
436     Driver shot in armed robbery setup
435     Robbery at gunpoint and pizza snatching
434     Young female driver at scummy hotel
433     Two examples of living hell customers
432     Delivery to naked old man watching porn
431     Fat girl flasher
430     No respect from out-of-area re-delivery customer
429     Lowball tip from the Buffalo Bills
428     Jumped from behind by robbers
427     Customer from hell in wealthy neighborhood
426     The back apartment delivery
425     Drive-by tip in middle of snow storm
424     Nice tip for catching customer's runaway dog
423     Domestic argument in front of the driver
422     Petty excuse for a write-up in Bay City, MI
421     Surprise at sleepover party
420     Snowy thankless delivery
419     The good and the bad in Athens, GA
418     Two fun stories from a lucky driver
417     Check written for next highest dollar on 2k order
416     Driver stung by bees or wasps on a delivery
415     A customer too drunk to write a check
414     Domestic fight during a delivery
413     A day in the life of a pizza delivery driver
412     A strange tip on New Year's Eve 1999
411     Driver's car stolen on delivery while left running
410     Revenge on customer so cheap they wanted coins back
409     Jerks at wrong address assault the driver
408     Total disregard for service even after driver's honesty
407     Accosted on a strange delivery, no tip
406     Anonymous text message to stiffer nets tip
405     Customer in a blizzard promised a really good tip
404     Driver nearly lost parked car still in gear
403     Wrong address later turns against the driver
402     Very inconsiderate customer outside the delivery area
401     The self-righteous religious nutcase stiffer
400     Domino's franchise requires 6% tip claim, even if no tip
399     Teen customer lost a bet near Christmas
398     Customer pays with 2-liter filled with coins
397     Customer not home wastes driver's time twice
396     25 minutes of driving for nothing
395     Woman customer in see-through lingerie
394     Why you must leave now if they did not order
393     Little girl suddenly darts out in front of driver
392     Customer surreptitiously robs driver of cash
391     Beaten up pretty bad on a delivery
390     The agony of delivering to a dorm
389     Attempted armed robbery in a gated community
388     A new driver in his first week shares some stories
387     Two opposite extremes of customer
386     Ridiculous low tip at a local mall
385     A sweet elderly woman tips big
384     Low-balled on the tip by a very famous and rich DJ
383     No tip after customer run-around and long wait
382     Stiffers ask driver to plow their driveway for free
381     A lesson in being nice to every customer
380     Assaulted by college drunks in front of a dorm
379     Jumped at an apartment building right behind the store
378     Sticky parking situation in an apartment complex
377     The difference between tipping and not tipping, from a customer
376     Strong arm robbery and a jerk for a manager
375     An unbelievably cold-hearted stiff
374     Pleasant customer understands why this delivery was late
373     Years of stiffing ultimately leads to bad karma for one customer
372     Woman loses her shirt at the door
371     A group of doctors undertip on a large order
370     Extreme disrespect on a large school order
369     Some stories from a driver in Alaska
368     A pedophile customer gets busted by the pizza driver
367     Delivery by proxy this time
366     An insulting, prejudiced pedestrian waves down the pizza guy
365     Children harass the driver with water guns
364     This is why you don't hand over the food until paid
363     An unexpected last-second tip from a bank that usually doesn't tip
362     A muddy delivery
361     Tipped in a different way
360     The adventures of a petite delivery woman in a college town
359     The crazy old man at Super 8
358     A story from a customer on how to make the driver's night
357     No respect for going out in a bad hailstorm
356     A nice thrill on the last run of the night
355     50 dollar tip in an ice storm
354     I was at the grocery store
353     No tip at a million dollar house
352     This customer planned to give the driver a nice surprise
351     Some experiences in central Wyoming
350     The pain of finding a house off the highway in the rain
349     A neighbor backs into the driver's parked car
348     A middle-aged couple asks the driver to watch them have sex
347     Delivery to a wild party
346     The pizza survives a fall from the roof of a car
345     An obnoxious credit card stiffing Mom
344     Pictures taken of the driver answering door with naked hotel customer
343     Customer tries to steal the driver's money over late pizza
342     Attempted iPod theft
341     Driver's car stolen on the first day on the job
340     A belligerent factory worker customer
339     The most frequent reason to never meet customers in a parking lot
338     An unbelievably rude woman wants return trip to bring 17 cents
337     Honesty does not produce respect from clergy stiffer
336     A Christmas season delivery in record cold
335     Generous Ohio State marching band members and alumni
334     Some customers are not stingy
333     The customer said to keep change, then calls store and wants change back
332     Whoops! A customer drops a dime bag on the floor while paying
331     No house number leads to a wrong address scare
330     The driver manages to bypass a teen tip stealer
329     Customers who live in disgusting filth
328     Stupid customers who don't know their own address
327     The driver tells off a pesky neighbor
326     Customers try to take advantage of special favors
325     Non-tipper goes to jail for kiddie porn and child abuse
324     Joyful little kids can make a driver's night
323     The driver loses the tip to the hospital parking fee
322     Man steals a pizza from the wrong delivery guy
321     Woman customer strips for the driver
320     Sometimes the driver should call ahead of time
319     Topless woman answers the door, twice
318     Big sandwhich delivery for a Jimmy John's driver
317     The wrong driver
316     Crazy old lady upset when driver parked in front of her house
315     Driver strips at a bachelor party
314     Surprise observation at a nearly dark house
313     Stupid customers with $100 bills and clueless insults
312     Several ungrateful customers in Morgantown, WV
311     Walmart shows no class when receiving a huge order
310     Customers go to prison for not tipping the driver
309     Accidentally dropped the pizza on the ground at the customer's door
308     The driver pepper sprays a customer
307     This is why you don't meet customers in a parking lot
306     Strong arm robbery and car jacking
305     Robbed at an apartment complex
304     Woman wanted $10 off for flashing her boobs
303     Spider-man answers the door
302     Five stiffs out of five deliveries to a military base
301     Driver's car looted on a delivery
300     Stories of delivery in Minnesota
299     Attempted delivery well outside the delivery area
298     Customers with very loud music
297     The customer throws a fit when the driver refuses to enter the house
296     A nudist orders a delivery
295     Driver gets revenge on a spoiled brat
294     Stiffed on order of 180 personal pans
293     Naked woman in hotel room delivery
292     No-tip customer asks driver to return on a rainy night
291     No house numbers leads to an unusual delay
290     Obnoxious customer upset at not getting 26 cents in change
289     Payback to grin about
288     Beaten and had a car stolen
287     Followed on the road by an overprotective parent
286     Stiffed by a school board chairman
285     The owner of a restaurant chain does not tip
284     The last delivery of the night story
283     The rudest girl
282     Woman asks driver to get cigarettes, promises nice tip
281     Drunks foil their own robbery attempt
280     Cool delivery to Ozzy Osbourne
279     Road rage story and a robbery at a stop sign
278     The driver comforts a little girl who watches her ghetto mom fight outside
277     Naked teenage boy answers the door
276     A poor little girl answers the door
275     Unthoughtful customer in a major Virginia snowstorm
274     The wrong address on a delivery leads to a scam
273     A "rude" customer who tips big
272     Strange object in the middle of the street
271     Black ice accident on the way back from a stiff
270     Driver gets livid at a passed out drunk customer
269     Topless customers
268     Hard-to-find customer in a very busy large store
267     Car destroyed in freak flash flood
266     Odd noise from inside the house
265     Purdue University football stiffs on 150 pizzas
264     College girls want a ride to their dorm
263     Hotel desk staff caught scamming food
262     Forced into a room and robbed by a gang of three
261     The blonde flasher strikes again
260     Disgusting drunk customer
259     Driver witnesses auto accident and helps until paramedics arrive
258     Armed robbery in Kannapolis, NC
257     Customer goes insane when there's no cheese or pepper packets
256     Almost attacked by a customer with a baseball bat
255     Irate customer breaks the driver's car window
254     The driver helps a lost elderly woman find her house
253     The single Mom driver and the creepy customer
252     Dancing naked blonde answers the door
251     Hottie steps out of the shower and hooks up the driver with a date
250     Assaulted then fired by Domino's for self-defense
249     Deaf lady steals $5 and a dog hides in the driver's car
248     Pedestrian passed out near driver's car, a story of customer service
247     Shot at while getting away from a robbery
246     Strange delivery to a house in the country
245     Robbery, assault at an abandoned house
244     Road raging motorist punches, damages the driver's car at a red light
243     Driver calls 911 to help an unresponsive customer
242     Stiffed by a tipped employee at a car wash
241     Customer short on cash cons manager to fire the driver
240     Hit by a drunk driver
239     Egged twice on Halloween at the same apartments
238     Verbal tip compliment call from Best Buy
237     Almost fired without notice for bogus customer complaint
236     Robbery at the store dumpster in the afternoon
235     Robbed at knifepoint on a delivery
234     Unkempt house and obnoxious stiff on a gift certificate delivery
233     Injury slip and fall on black ice
232     Three flat tires in one day
231     Elderly woman answers the door naked
230     Driver's car falls off a cliff into a lake
229     Scammer walks in the store and throws pizza on the wall
228     The wind can be a problem on a delivery
227     Customer pays for $70 order in quarters, no tip
226     Strange customer in a rich house
225     The good side and bad side of delivery in Sacramento
224     This man who owns a BMW tips very nice
223     Grabbed by the throat at a house
222     Don't trust ghetto children on bikes at night
221     Middle-man pockets some of the tip at a mortgage company
220     Time wasted searching for the money holder
219     Drunk customer and a very picky customer
218     Accosted by a nosy neighbor
217     Keeping your cool can save your life
216     Driver sent to collect on a bad check and found murdered
215     Deliveries to a major league baseball player
214     Delivery to a high school football game
213     The not-so-generous Christmas tipper
212     The blonde in a hotel room
211     Man jumps in the driver's car and hides in the back seat
210     Driver's car stuck in the snow for 10 minutes
209     A police drug bust across the street from a customer
208     Stiffer shoots driver with BB gun
207     Drunk complains about free pizza
206     Strange apartment neighbor
205     Customer with no house numbers loses delivery to neighbor
204     Two funny stories from a driver in British Columbia
203     Huge order undertips at local high school
202     Store owner backs driver when stiffer complains about driver's remark
201     The driver receives a kitten as part of the tip
200     Customer story about advantages of tipping and driver appreciation
199     Don't insult people who handle your food
198     Lunch delivery office employee steals from the tip pool
197     Couple having sex within view of the front door
196     Naked college student at the door
195     This customer expected a female driver
194     Domestic dispute in progress when driver arrives
193     This delivery to a dangerous area really paid off
192     Good times and bad times delivering in Ohio
191     The driver "Lucky" in Columbus, OH
190     Nice tip from outside the delivery area after closing time
189     The driver witnesses a tragic automobile accident
188     The Mystical Pharaoh
187     Late discount scammer gets banned from delivery
186     Naked pre-teen girls answer the door with a camera
185     The natural redhead customer
184     Revenge on stiffer who thought he paid in all quarters
183     The driver fights back at car thieves
182     Excellent tips from Nashville celebrities
181     Robbed of cash in Dayton, Ohio
180     Injury from stiffer who turned off porch light too soon
179     A customer with disgusting odor
178     Blow job offer from elderly women in a bar
177     Bit by a Rottweiler
176     Asked to party with 40-year-olds in boxers
175     Drunken teens assault driver in Dublin, Ohio
174     Gory beheading shown on the customer's TV
173     Stiffing customer gets handful of pennies for change
172     A generous tip from a poor customer
171     Quirky customer with Marilyn Monroe poster
170     Time and effort wasted on a large order
169     Wrong house turns out to be a crack house
168     Delivery to a strip poker game
167     Customers get in some target practice
166     Sent to the wrong house in Scranton, PA
165     Bizarre delivery to ex-girlfriend's house
164     Creepy customer
163     Revenge on non-tipping waitress
162     Delivery to NBA player
161     Ugly redneck situation
160     Hotel stiffer prick
159     Night of the pizza sex story
158     Stiffed on big order and tipped great on another
157     Dominatrix, request for sex, driver fights off robber, and a delivery to Tina Turner
156     Woman offers sex to pay for pizza and then notices the driver was a girl
155     Shoved and yelled at while searching for an address
154     Big mega-church stiff; drunk college students jump into the driver's car
153     Revenge on a stiffer
152     Customer's towel comes undone
151     Wrong town same-street delivery
150     Big tip, customer drops baby, and robbed at gunpoint
149     Situational awareness to avoid getting robbed
148     Driver educates customer about tipping
147     Customer not home, arrives as driver leaves and wastes a lot of time
146     A stiffer gets upset at the driver's snide remark
145     Hour-long wasted return delivery for jerk who can't add
144     Walked inside the wrong house
143     Money from customer's foul smelling sock
142     Ghetto experiences in Chattanooga, TN
141     No tips in snow storm, car stuck in snow
140     Irate customer yells, refuses delivery after sending driver to wrong address
139     Hilarious peek through a customer's window
138     Delivery to a bachelor party
137     The blonde wrapped in a sheet
136     Small tip for $1000 order
135     Bag of change for big tip; drunk survivalist scare
134     Halloween scare prank on driver
133     Customer tells story about benefits of over-tipping
132     A very generous tipper
131     Customer tells story of freaked out driver
130     Customer not home and mocks driver on the second delivery; stiffed in a hail storm
129     Blonde drops towel
128     Anti-white racist stiffers, ghetto carjackings, and other experiences in El Paso, TX
127     Hit-and-run motorist happens to be the customer
126     Cops warn driver after ghetto delivery
125     Nude woman at the door
124     Ice storm
123     Man in ski mask beats and robs driver with a tire iron
122     Driver chases his own car; dog bite
121     Nude overweight woman answers the door in Winter
120     Customer locked out of the house
119     Katrina victim uses Red Cross debit card, scams half off, and doesn't tip
118     Customer demands why it was late when it wasn't late, no tip
117     Driver refuses 37-cent "tip" for $200 order
116     Robbed at knife-point, robber later returns hot bags to the store
115     Abducted at gunpoint and robbed
114     Drunk man hits driver on the head with a beer bottle
113     30 cents for a "tip" after pitbull attack
112     No respect
111     Trapped inside a customer's apartment after doorknob breaks
110     Submissive sexual encounter
109     Girls in car flash boobs for pizza guy
108     Mother sends little kid with driver to make sure change for $50 returned
107     Surprise tip in a bad neighborhood
106     Nurse scares driver at hospital
105     Man pulls gun on driver for knocking on wrong door
104     Musical group sings to driver
103     Naked men try to seduce female driver
102     Driver injures self on customer's sidewalk debris
101     Customer lost a bet and has to flash her boobs to the driver
100     Almost bit by a snake
99       Two underwear deliveries
98       Rich people haggle the price on a large order
97       Treacherous snowy conditions; sexual harassment by a customer
96       Road raging idiot
95       Nut case smashes the driver's truck with a baseball bat
94       Hotel room orgy
93       Hardcore porn on customer's big screen TV
92       Customer expects a thank-you for 5-cent "tip;" unexpected peek at a naked woman
91       Customer asks driver to kick his dog
90       Dog bite
89       Two women offer sex to pay for pizza; driver robbed on a ghetto delivery
88       Car full of girls flashes for driver
87       Girl shoots BB gun at the driver
86       Nice Super Bowl customer
85       Strange woman thought driver insulted her
84       A number of ghetto deliveries in Decatur, IL
83       Customer in bunny ears and a thong
82       Drunk customers pass out
81       Naked man in hotel hallway and elevator
80       Memories of Detroit's east side
79       Driver sets up romantic date with customer
78       Creepy flirtatious customer on the phone
77       Dumb robbery story
76       No tip in tornado storm, drenched
75       Neighbor yells at driver for parking
74       Members of the Tightwad Hall of Shame in Ventura, CA
73       Keg hurled at pregnant driver; delivery to a man receiving oral sex
72       300 lbs fat guy answers the door naked
71       Webcam fun with the pizza guy
70       Police in riot gear on college campus
69       Customer throws slices at the driver's car
68       Room full of naked people in their undies
67       House atop an icy hill
66       This stiffer won't take a hint
65       The goat story
64       Kid gets caught stealing the tip
63       Frat guys turn driver's car upsidedown and set it on fire
62       Customers too drunk to walk to the door
61       Knife-wielding drunk expects a ride; driver's car stuck in 4-foot high flash flood
60       Girl in house drenched in blood
59       Trailer customer takes forever to answer
58       Horrible experiences in stiff city Milledgeville, GA
57       Co-worker robbed at gunpoint on a delivery this other driver would have taken
56       72-year-old man asks single mom driver for sex
55       A hospital delivery to a woman in labor
54       Strange delivery to a rude heckler in the hospital
53       Customer screams loudly at the driver for not using the back door
52       Robbed at gunpoint and not compensated by the store
51       Geese get in the way; reaching for a gun turns potential robber away
50       Experiences in Winston-Salem, NC
49       Handcuffed to the customer's doorknob
48       Delivery to a strip club
47       This 1972 Chevy Impala still runs
46       Customer with 20 or 30 cats; strange delivery at an Air Force base
45       One guy sleeping with 3 naked girls at a hotel
44       John Horan was murdered on a delivery
43       This customer is totally clueless
42       How CoonMan got his name and two opposite kinds of naked customer
41       The "too early" delivery
40       Driver breaks a leg on the customer's icy driveway
39       The invisible customer in the backyard behind a wood fence
38       Driver chases own car rolling in traffic
37       A very neurotic customer
36       Triple delivery on a cold night in Mississippi
35       Pushed into dark room on delivery to party and other experiences in Carrollton, TX
34       Customer makes good on promise to tip by showing up next day at the store
33       Kids take forever to answer the door and angry father blames it on the driver
32       Man answers door wearing a bra
31       Kindness to a sad man visiting his wife in the hospital
30       Woman driver gets a nice surprise from next-door bachelor party
29       Robbed by three masked men
28       Very rude credit card stiff; customer expects a bag of ice from 7-Eleven
27       A father teaches his boys how to tip
26       Large order to the Pittsburgh Chamber of Commerce
25       College customer won't answer the dorm lobby phone
24       Customer refuses to answer door and phone so driver must redeliver
23       An hour to deliver a large order for nothing
22       Little boy punches driver in the privates and still no tip
21       After receiving pizza, customer won't answer door to help driver stuck in snow
20       Customer with inflatable plastic girl
19       A long wait at a trailer park
18       Tough experiences in Muncie, IN
17       Driver refuses payment in all coins
16       Small child hugs driver
15       A disabled customer asks a lot from this driver
14       A stiffer receives a tip education
13       Big tippers at 4 AM and instructions to leave pizza outside in front of door
12       Customer makes driver wait 25 minutes to retrieve runaway dog
11       An angry customer goes to the store to face the driver
10       Followed back to the store for entering driveway while searching for house numbers
9         Driver repairs customer's broken door and still no tip; no-show denied re-delivery
8         The Rush Guy from Charleston, SC
7         Scammers return pizza box with bed sheet inside and other scammers caught
6         Passed out drunks on all three deliveries in a triple run
5         Out of area delivery and forgot to bring back the hotbag
4         Opened early on Christmas Eve for large discounted order and stiffed
3         Nice tip for a drenched driver; customer yells at driver for asking directions
2         Dog almost jumps into driver's car window; ice storm car wreck
1         The driver's car gets stuck on a rough dirt road


Last updated: June 3, 2014

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