Simple mistakes You can speed up your delivery time by avoiding these simple mistakes. Most customers make one or two of these all the time. We hope to prevent you from doing the same. It will make your experience more enjoyable. 1. The check is not written 2. Lack of house number or visible number 3. The porch light is not on at night 4. The money is not ready 5. The check doesn't have your phone number and (DL# or SS#) on it 6. Paying with a $50 or $100 bill for a small order 7. Not giving the driver the coupon 8. Your phone is busy or unavailable 9. Having your kids pay 10. Not mentioning your apartment number 11. Telling us the name of your apartment instead of the address 12. Paying in penny rolls (or bags of change) 13. Paying with crumpled cash 14. Not telling us your business name 15. Not notifying your co-workers 16. Not shoveling snow or removing ice 17. You're not home when the driver arrives 18. Not meeting the driver in the dorm lobby / not answering the dorm phone 19. Taking a shower or bath when the driver arrives 20. Not controlling your dog 21. Changing the order at the door or after the driver left the store 22. Trying to negotiate the cost 23. Not knowing your address or phone number 24. Water sprinkler in bad location 25. Trying to combine coupons or specials 26. Changing it to a pick-up after the driver left the store 27. Not knowing you ordered 28. Giving vague directions 29. You're in the back yard when the driver arrives 30. Complaining it was late when it really was not 31. Not giving the driver access to the gate / not answering the gate 32. Complaining it was 5 or 10 minutes late 33. Your stereo is too loud 34. You moved and didn't tell us 35. Not holding the pizza level 36. Not knowing what carry-out (pick-up) means 37. Giving your credit card to the driver 38. Calling back after being put on hold 39. Flirting with the driver Last updated: February 17, 2003 return to top