Delivery story 420 Fuzzy writes: I'm a driver for Pizza Rita in Spokane, WA. In the winter of 2008-2009 we had snow. I mean serious snow. More than three feet of it at one point. Everybody else in town, including the other locals, packed it in those two days so if you wanted pizza, you got it from us. More specifically, me or one of my three co-workers with four wheel drive. An order came in for a customer on West Augusta. She had a five-pound pizza (one of our specialties) with eleven toppings, three different half-and-half combos, plates, napkins, parm and peppers, but not in packets--she wants them in zip-lock bags--the whole works. This chick did everything she possibly could to screw us up, so we knew she was gonna try and call back for a freebie. We checked that order up and down and sideways three times. We did EVERYTHING exactly as she wanted it. I got to be the lucky one to deliver said crazy order. I got to her house and the sidewalk hadn't been shoveled. The snow was thigh-deep and still coming down, but I trudged my way up to her door and knocked. A fat black chick came out in her bathrobe (yuk) and paid me with a $50 for her $23.35 order. Expecting this, I handed her change already counted out, and called attention to the difficulty of her order (not her ridiculous sidewalk) and she thanked me. I turned and headed back to my truck but when I was halfway down the sidewalk she hollered, "Hey wait! I have a tip for you!" I thought, "Hey! My hard work and politeness paid off!" and headed back to her door. I get back to the porch and she said, "You should've stayed in school," and winks. My immediate response was, "No, you should have stayed in school. Maybe then you could afford to tip me with money instead of an insult. I AM in school, bitch." Now I'm not usually an angry guy, and I don't get uppity about tips, but that was the line. If she was a man I would have punched her, and I actually told her that when she called the store to complain about me. Seriously...that lady was a cunt. Sorry for the language, but I thought people would enjoy the story.