Delivery story 236 Chooch writes: I was taking out the cardboard boxes before the dinner rush. It was still very light outside maybe around 3 PM. A dude pulls out the oldest 9mm EVER. "Gimme yo $h!t, crackka!" I've had a machete at my neck before, so I knew how to react. Very calmly I told him my life sucked and he would do me a favor by killing me. (I love life and my wife.) He drove away quickly. Now I've learned to flex some nuts in front of a crack addict. He broke all the windows in my car, totaling 1300 in damage. The car was an '89 Integra with lots of body damage (good MPG) that I bought for $500. $1300 + $500 = one fat check. Gotta love the stupid people in life.