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Delivery story 293

Rick writes:

Not pizza delivery but subs. I took a delivery to the Extended Stay hotel at 9:30 PM, Room 106. I got to the room with the food and there were two guys in the room. Both wore only boxer shorts and the room looked like a bomb hit it. There were sheets and clothes everywhere, beer and booze bottles overflowing the garbage can, and empty pizza boxes stacked up twelve high.

The guy only had a hundred dollar bill and his buddy had no money at all. I didn’t have change for it because I had just dropped cash from earlier deliveries. The guy threw on a shirt, closed the door with the door latch in it to keep it open, and we walked down to the front desk to see if they could break a hundred. They had only tens and twenties in their cash drawer. The bill was $19.50 and I started to think I was getting stiffed on this delivery.

The guy handed me a twenty and said that he might have a few bucks back in the room for a tip. When we got back to the room, he pushed the door open and standing in front of the TV was a great looking redheaded lady. Oh, and she was completely naked. She looked over to the door as it flew open, looked over towards me and said, "Oh, hello." The guys started laughing a little and as the guy dug out his two dollar tip, the lady slid an arm over her breasts but just continued to stand there.

I saw now that they were all a little drunk and all a little into some great stuff while away from home. The guy gave me two bucks and I broke my stare long enough to say thanks. In this case, I think it was very polite to stare!

I got back to the shop and shared this story that no one believed, but you can bet your behind that I will be on the lookout for Extended Stay room 106 orders for a few days.