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| Delivery story 88
Dough Boy writes:
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After reading a few of these intriguing stories from my fellow brothers
and sisters of pizza delivery, I thought I'd share a couple of my own. I
drive for a Pizza Hut in the north-western most edge of the 909 area
code in Southern California.
One that really sticks out occurred a couple summers ago on a nice balmy
Friday evening. After making my delivery, I was headed back to the store
and noticed a car next to me that was full of girls. The windows were
down and they were laughing and having a great time, obviously
intoxicated. We stopped at a stop sign. I made every effort not to look,
but it didn't matter because one of the girls soon shouted, "Hey man!
What's up?! What are ya' doin'?" Well, I guess the lit-up car topper
with the familiar red roof didn't ring a bell for them. "Just delivering
pies!" I responded.
Next, the girl in the front passenger seat asks a
question us males often hope for, but rarely encounter. "Wanna see our
breasts?" At that point, of course, your blood flow quickens. You feel
your face becoming warm. Without hesitation I yelled, "Yeah!" And, there
it was, with that gleaming 'Ahhhhhh' sound of a holy choral group's
melodic resonance ringing through my ears. Four pairs of accessories, in
all their glory, being exposed directly adjacent to my eyes. That was a
delivery to remember.
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