Delivery story 68 Anonymous writes: I used to be a delivery driver for Godfather's Pizza in the same town as story #63, Kalamazoo, Michigan. One day I was called out to an apartment complex close to campus (Western Michigan University's campus.) I knocked on the door, and who answered but a fat man wearing NOTHING but whitey tighties. Yes, this guy was very nearly ass naked. However, being the open minded guy that I am, I truly could care less. He was very friendly, and asked me to wait while he went to get the money. When he moved away from the door, I looked in, and what did my eyes behold but A WHOLE BUNCH of nearly nude people. Men and women alike, probably about 12 or 15 total, were all sitting around in their underwear. Of course, they were all grinning like idiots and staring at me. When the fat guy came back, he gave me the money, and then ... wait for it ... INVITED ME IN. The whole crowd was waiting for my answer, obviously anticipating a young decent looking guy joining in their gross middle aged orgy. I declined.