Delivery story 81 Syn writes: I work for Domino's in Vancouver, WA. I am a full time woman driver which comes with the normal, "Be safe out there sweetie," and, "Want some candy little girl?" Most people are surprised to see me and others are quite comfortable ... sometimes a little too comfortable. Some of our women customers ask if I am delivering tonight so they don't have to get dressed. I have never actually seen a fully naked woman but the men are a different story. Many old men just don't have any pride left. At least, that is my theory. Old men don't zip up their pants. They come to the door in whitey tighties with huge guts spilling over their elastic lining, but this one guy gets the prize. I was delivering to the Double Tree hotel. If you ever made a delivery there, you know these are nice hotels. I made my delivery on the third floor all the way to the last room on the floor. The exchange was fast and he gave me a good tip (thank you very much) and I was on my way. About half way to the elevator, I saw a man step out. He didn't look like he was wearing any clothes but I figured I was wrong, not only because it was a nice hotel, but because he could have been wearing a jump suit. He disappeared before I got within a clear viewing distance, so I figured he just used the stairs. When I arrived at the elevator, he came out from around the corner. No jump suit (no joke) just naked and hanging out there for the hotel to see. I was uncomfortable so I just pushed the button and looked everywhere except at him. At this time he walked over to me and politely asked, “Do you know where the pool is?" I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I would venture to guess that it is on the first floor." The man thanked me and stepped into the now open elevator to go to the pool. I decided to take the stairs. My boyfriend also delivers pizza and has seen boobs. A party he delivered to had a girl who had just got a boob job. She was flashing everyone and the guys were taking pictures. She really wanted to get one with the pizza guy, so she and another drunken girl flashed and pictures were taken. He asked for copies when they were developed on the basis that no one would believe him. A year later, my boyfriend delivered to this guy again at a different address and gave him the greatest tip my boyfriend ever got: two pictures of him grinning ear to ear with two beautiful sets of boobs. I think he got a couple of bucks, too. I have the pictures in my possession. The moral of this story is: people do very strange things in and out of their homes. We seem to be the ones who see it all. Tweekers, drunks, hookers, and children are all entertaining. All you need is a little patience and a good sense of humor. return to top