Delivery story 72 TC from Florida writes: I'm a driver for Papa Johns in DeLand, Florida and I had an experiance that you could say has burned into my mind forever. I was delivering to a rich part of town about in May 2004. I pulled up at the house and looked at my ticket. First I looked at the name "Heather" and I thought a sweet fine woman would answer the door. WRONG!!! I rang the doorbell and a 300 lbs NAKED guy came to the door. Now I was carring two 2-liters and 2 XL pizzas so my hands were full. Trying not to dry heave, I tried to hand him the sodas so I could tell him the price. He walked right up on me so close that if I moved in any direction, I would bump into him. He took the sodas, turned around, and placed them on the floor so his a#$ cheaks were spread in my face. I told him the price and he walked into the other room to get the money, as I tried not to throw up. He came back five minutes later. We exchanged the money and pizzas correctly and then he pulled the pizza boxes virtically under his arm to make room to carry the sodas. As I was walking back to my car, I was counting the money to make sure he didn't short me. I saw he gave me no tip. Just then, he came running out naked all the way to my car and handed me a 10 spot for a tip. He said he forgot with this gay smile. I took it and left as fast as I could. Sorry, that was not worth a ten spot to me. I wonder who the hell was Heather.