Delivery story 65 Anonymous in Smyrna, DE writes: I was sent out to a usual stop where the guy, who was very large, knew my name and everything. I went out and to my surprise, there was a GOAT in the front yard! It was weird, but I just walked past it to the front door and the guy, who seemed to be drunk, asked me to meet his lovely wife. I was surprised because I had no idea he was married and I asked when they had gotten married. He said they eloped last week because people wouldn't understand their relationship. I was very curious at this point, so I said that I would love to meet her. He said, "Fredderica. Come here, sweetness!" Wouldn't you know, the goat came trotting up to the house. The guy said, "I'd like you to meet my dear friend the pizza guy!" The goat looked at me, grunted, and kicked me right in my leg! The guy laughed and said, "Oh Fredderica, you've always had the funniest moodswings!" and then he hugged the goat and the goat licked him on the cheek. At this point my leg hurt and I was pretty freaked out, so I gave them the pizza, got my pay, and he didn't even tip me! Oh well, I was glad to get out of that freak show.