Delivery story 32 Chris the Pie Guy writes: I have delivered for 14 years and have so many stories. This is the one that will be with me for the rest of my life. I work lunch and dinner rushes. This one guy orders at least twice a week. One day, I delivered to him and it took him a little longer than normal to get to the door. I knocked again (no bell) and he promptly opened the door. I almost lost my composure. Here was this thirty-something man, full beard, hairy chest, wearing jeans and a mauve bra. It took all I had in me not to laugh my %@# off in his face.