Delivery story 178 Chaddy writes: About 10 years ago, I delivered pizzas for a place called Original Italian Pizza. It was on a weekday around 5 PM, if I recall correctly, that I was told to take a delivery to a nearby bar. It was three philly cheesesteak subs. I will never forget this. I grabbed the bag and I drove over to this bar and I found inside that it was three older ladies who ordered the subs. By older, I mean mid to late 70's type old. And they were bombed. I mean totally s#!$ faced. They paid their money and one lady piped up, "Aren't you going to give him a tip?" To which another lady hollered super loud, "I'll give him a tip! I'll give him a blow job!" I was utterly stunned to hear that come out of a wrinkly old lady. I didn't think people that old even remembered sex. I was so embarrassed as all the people in the bar started laughing. I was shocked. Then the other ladies agreed that it would be a splendid idea. I then spent the next few minutes assuring them that I had to get back to work, although it was a nice offer. How gross. Why couldn't it have been a comely young lass? Ugh.