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Delivery story 384

Dimer dan writes:

I deliver for a place in north Jersey, about 15 minutes from the city. We deliver often to a very rich part of town and one particular evening I went to a regular address. It's a huge house with a big gate and a camera at the gate and everything.

They opened the gate and I drove up the driveway. As a big car guy myself, I noticed in the driveway a Bentley, Range Rover, Challenger, and 2 BMWs. I walked up to the door and the man asked me to bring the pizzas to the back where there were 20 screaming 9-year-olds having a birthday party or something.

After the guy rudely left me standing in this room with all these kids, he came back and gave me a 100 dollar bill for his 90 dollar order and asked for 5 back. At first this didn't really bother me, until I remembered I was in a multi-million dollar house with a few million dollars worth of cars in the driveway. Then I realized who was jerkin' me on the tip. It was none other than DJ Envy, a very rich and famous deejay! Needless to say, I politely thanked him and as I left I made sure to tear up his gravel driveway as I drifted the bend in my truck. I guess he won't be taking his Bentley out until he gets his driveway fixed.