Delivery story 264 Marty McFly writes: On the campus of Indiana University, boozy college kids see your lighted car-top sign and beg for a free ride somewhere. This probably happens on every college campus in the US. After a while, you learn to tune these drunken voices out. Sometimes people can still disgust you however... I pulled up to a block of apartments that are usually full of partygoers. Before I could get entirely out of my car, two girls began shouting at me for a ride. I stacked all the food and headed for the apartment door, ignoring them. One girl looked at the other one and started some awesome fake crying. As the customer who ordered came out to get his food, sobby girl blurted out, "You have to give us a ride because I just got raped." The customer casually looked at me as he tipped a dollar and change for his $30 worth of stuff and said, "Yeah. I heard those chicks got raped or something." He then went right back inside the apartment they all came out of. The two girls were whispering in each others ears while the money was changing hands. They both set in again as I headed back to my car. I heard, "blah blah blah RAPE blah blah blah RIDE TO MCNUTT (the dorm which was half a mile away) blah blah blah." I told the girls if they need to report a sexual assault they need to talk to the police, not a pizza driver, and there was no way in hell that girls shouting the word "rape" were getting into my car. They continued to protest until I produced my cell phone and began dialing numbers. "I'll call the police for you. They'll be here in five minutes. Don't leave the scene of the crime because you'll have to identify the guy." Hearing this, they both ran back into the same apartment. I'm not sure if I can remember being more disgusted with human beings than right then.