Delivery story 431 IDELIVER writes: I worked at Fox's Pizza Den in Fairmont, West Virginia. It's a college town and lots of people that I refer to as "Fairmont Rich." They have middle-class jobs but they have this inflated sense of self-worth because they THINK they make a lot of money. I had a call down to the college apartments, and when I knocked a HUGE girl (as wide as she was tall) opened the door wrapped in a towel which was more like a tarp. With a seductive look she asked me to come in... I said no thanks. She gave me exact change and was like, "Oh, let me get your tip!" She starts to turn away and whips around and drops her towel and says, "How's that?" My inner filter must not have been working and I replied without thinking, "Saggy tits don't pay the bills." Needless to say she was highly offended. She didn't order anymore. Pizza man 1 Fat girl 0