Delivery story 53 Ryan writes: I was delivering to this house for the first time and the guy who had taken the order had written "Go around back" on the slip, but I didn't see it as it was written on the side in very small writing. So anyway, I found the house and got out of my car. As I approached the house, I started to hear what sounded like someone yelling. I shrugged it off and kept walking. I was at the door, no one answered, and I still heard the yelling. I followed the sound and there was this large woman SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, "GO AROUND THE BACK YOU F#%$!N IDIOT!!!!!! BOY, ARE YOU A F"#KUP!!!!!" Just as I was about to throw her pizza on the ground (or at her) I deciphered her annoying screams that the pizza was for the woman who lived in her basement. I composed myself, went to the basement, and got my tip. I have no idea how a woman could get SO UPSET that I walked up her driveway and knocked on her door by mistake. Boggles my mind.