Delivery story 156 Oh, you're a girl writes: We've all heard of (or seen) the porn where the woman can't pay the driver in cash so they have sex. Well, apparently that's not a myth. The myth part is that the woman isn't always beautiful. In my junior year of college, I was a delivery driver for Pizza Hut in Jacksonville, FL. I'm 5 feet tall and female. Since I worked the night shift, I would wear men's baggy shorts, stuff my hair in my cap and wear a shirt two sizes too big. Sad, but deception is a part of protection. One night I delivered a pizza and this woman with a bad fake tan and bleached hair opened the door. She was in a 'sexy' nighty. Too bad she was (or at least looked every bit of) 50+ years. Horrible makeup. "I don't have enough money. Is there another way?" I said, "Nope, sorry." Her face dropped, "Oh, you're a girl. Damn it! Hold on." She paid me and didn't tip. So, yes it can happen, but don't expect her to be pretty or to tip.