Delivery story 322 Sephetious writes: I had a run to a dorm in Central Michigan University. I was inside for about one minute to deliver a pizza. When I came outside, I immediately noticed the dome light in my car was on. I know that someone must have been in my car in the last 20 seconds because it only stays on that long. I ran up to the window and sure enough, one of the pizza bags was open and the pizza was gone out of it. I ran into the alleyway and there was the prick standing there, pizza box in one hand and a slice in the other about to take his first bite. I sneaked up close behind him and yelled, "Oh, you think that's funny, do 'ya?" The guy dropped the box and slice and said, "I didn't do anything!" and tried to run. I immediately grabbed him. He tried to swing at me once and I yelled, "Swing at me again and I will break your f&*#ing wrists!" It then turned into a wrestling match. As he tried to wrestle me to the ground, I put him into a full nelson, dragged him back to my car, and pulled him halfway inside so I could grab my phone. He started yelling, "Let me go, man! Just let me go!" so I yelled back, "I'm making a citizen's arrest. I can do whatever the f*#@ I want! You're going to jail tonight. This will teach you to steal shit from other peoples' cars." So, I called 911 and the police arrived shortly after, handcuffed him and said, "Nice catch!" They asked me a few questions and it was over. I've had many things stolen from me so it strikes a nerve. That guy had stolen a pizza from the wrong delivery guy.