Delivery story 337 Emperor Mookow writes: Pizza Hut, Meridian MS. I delivered an order to a nice house in a nice middle-class neighborhood. I notice a clergy symbol on the mailbox. I think great because churches and church people usually stiff. I deliver the pizza and sure enough the very nice man stiffed me paying with two brand new ten dollar bills. I drive all the way back to the store pissed off. I go to pay for my run and due to the newness of the bills there were actually three tens there. Now I have a quandary. Do I keep the stiffer's $10 or do I return his money? I am an honest person so I asked the manager if I could return the customer's money. So I drive back and the really nice religious guy comes to the door smiling. He says and I quote, "My faith in today's youth is restored." Then he stiffs me a second time.