Delivery story 473 Kidspartydude writes: About 10 years ago, I was delivering for Pizza Hut in Hartville, Ohio. I had an order of four large stuffed crust pizzas that I was delivering to a country ranch style home on top of a hill. I had never delivered to this home before, but did not suspect anything out of the ordinary. In fact, with the neatly manicured lawn and unassuming style of the home, I expected an older couple having a family get-together. I rang the doorbell. As the door opened, I was greeted by something completely unexpected--what I could only describe later as an orgy gone wrong or an adult game of truth-or-dare. Two scantily-clad older women met me. One was a petite 4'10" with dark curly hair wearing a fuzzy sweater, bunny ears and black thong. The other was about 6'0" and 350 lbs, with blond hair to the waist (think Honey Boo Boo in 40 years) wearing jeans and nothing else. Both women were in their late 40s to early 50s and were truly disgusting. The larger woman proceeded to shake her upper-wares at me saying seductively, "Hey Big Boy," while the other hopped over to me, turned around and wagged her cotton ball tail at me. Her top thong strap braced the money for the pizza, but it was mostly bare bottom. I diverted my eyes and said, "Four stuffed crusts?" The larger lady asked, "Did you make this? Because you can stuff my crust any day." I reluctantly turned back and took the money from the thong. In retrospect, I should have just left. I handed over the pizzas and walked away shaking my head. I never looked back, but over the roar of laughter I heard, "Come back soon." I calmly counted the money in my hand and it was $40 for a $39.96 order. Over my shoulder I quickly shot back, "Not with tips like this!" I hopped in my car, head down (never looking back) and drove away.