Delivery story 146 ROB writes: One night I delivered 4 pizzas to this guy's house. His total came to around 35 bucks and he gave me a hundred. Usually I don't take anything over 20, but that night I had enough to break it and I said to myself, "Maybe he will give me a nice tip." This guy was huge, about 650 lbs, so I gave him back his change and he said, "Thank you," and slammed the door in my face. I walked back to my car and said, "Oh, I guess he needs that money for his dessert." He heard me because he had a window open. He walks out and says, "Excuse me, sir?" I said, "Yeah?" He said, "What did you say?" I said, "Nothing." He says, "I heard what you said." I said, "I didn't say anything. Have a good night, sir." He called my boss and bitched about me. My boss is really cool and he said next time he orders, he'll charge him an extra 3 or 4 bucks.