Delivery story 277 7718 writes: I work at the illustrious downtown Pizza Pipeline of Spokane, WA. One summer evening, perhaps in 2006, I had a delivery to a brick house next to a nice park in a nice part of town. There was no porch light on, and no lights on inside, but I'd be damned if that was gonna stop me. I knocked on the door and to my surprise when it opened a naked teenage guy was standing in the doorway. I heard laughs from inside the house, and when I glanced inside I saw at least five more naked teenage boys. I cleared my throat and said, "Here is your pizza. Your drinks were blah blah blah. Would you like any napkins this evening?" The naked customer paid me, tipping me a couple bucks and a voice in the background said, "Maybe I should suck his dick for a tip?" To which I replied, "No thanks, man" And I left.