Delivery story 207 Bruce writes: I've been working at Papa John's in Little Chute, WI for about 2 months now and it isn't too bad. I haven't had anything weird like naked people or cokeheads ... yet! We were running a special pizza when I started, the sausage sensation. Jacob, another driver, took an order for one. When I arrived at the delivery I received a 16oz can of Bud Light for my tip and headed back to the store. These people were extremely intoxicated and thought that they were getting just a regular sausage pizza so they called back to complain. Jacob was there when they called and Dustin, the manager in charge, took the call. Jacob is a smart guy--he knows what they ordered and wouldn't f*%# up an order like that. Dustin told them they were getting a medium sausage for free and can keep the large sausage sensation. So Dustin made the medium sausage, puts extra cheese on it for them, and we put two extra garlic sauce cups in the box. I drove back and knocked on the front door ... no answer. I checked the side door and expected this guy to be a complete @$$hole to me. He was really nice and I showed him the pizza and told him that we put extra cheese on it. He had the nerve to say, "I didn't ask for extra cheese." THE F%*#ING PIZZA WAS FREE AND YOU'RE B*%#!ING ABOUT EXTRA CHEESE!? He then propositions me that I suck his d*%# for $99 or the pizza. At that point I just left. The guy was there with his girlfriend which made it even more weird. I headed back to the store and this @$$hole calls back AGAIN to complain that his garlic butter wasn't melted. I replied, "I'm sorry sir, but that is how it comes." He then said, "You put CUM in my garlic butter?!" Needless to say, I hung up the phone. He called back again and asked to speak with my manager and the customer said I needed to check my hearing. Sorry you closet homosexual but my hearing is fine, you're drunk, and I'm not (though I could have used it.) Dustin got everything settled out and I don't think we heard back from that guy again. return to top