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The most aggravating things about being a driver

16. People who don't shovel the snow or clear the ice.


You deliver in winter and it's obvious the customer has not shoveled the driveway, sidewalk, or front porch. You have to carefully step on snow and ice while holding the pizzas and drinks.

It can be very slippery, especially after an ice storm. Sometimes the snow is knee deep. Sometimes a hill or a stair ramp is so slippery that it is nearly impossible to climb. You could slip and injure yourself badly at any moment. Conditions are dangerous and apparently the customer doesn't care. At least if you slip and fall, you can legally sue the pants off the stupid people for not clearing a path.

If you're going to order pizza, have the sense to clear a narrow path from the street to the door. We might have to cancel the delivery until the customer does something about it.


Last updated: August 8, 2008