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Topic: Idiot customers |
William Munny
Delivery Specialist
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 3353
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1/21/12 6:49:02 AM
 
IC: I wants a order of yo wang dangs.
Me: What size?
IC: 10
Me: I'm sorry sir, they only come in orders of 8,14,22,&44
IC: I want 14.
Me: OK sir would you like them Hot, Mild, or Honey BBQ
IC: Ranch
Me: To manager: Am I up yet? 
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Paying drivers like they are servers is a joke.
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avonanarchy
Board Newbie
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 52
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1/22/12 1:10:58 AM
Me : Alright sir, would you like anything else with your order?
IC: Do you guys sell ice cream?
Me : Uhhh... noo...
IC : Oh you guys don't do that there?
Me : No sir, thats dairy queen.
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Balthazar
Apprentice Poster
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 289
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1/22/12 5:06:39 AM
This one happened last Friday:
New IC: *online order, forgot to include apt. number*
Me: Call back, no answer. Order is on hold.
More than an hour later
IC: Hi, I placed an order online an hour ago and I didn't get it, I'm not happy.
Me: Well, we got it but we don't have your apt number and no one is answering the phone.
IC: *really pissed off woman* It's late so I turned my phone ringer off. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME!! I'll never order from you again. *click*
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Racket Man
Loyal Poster
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 780
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1/22/12 6:28:41 AM
Balthazar writes:
| << This one happened last Friday:
New IC: *online order, forgot to include apt. number*
Me: Call back, no answer. Order is on hold.
More than an hour later
IC: Hi, I placed an order online an hour ago and I didn‘t get it, I‘m not happy.
Me: Well, we got it but we don‘t have your apt number and no one is answering the phone.
IC: *really pissed off woman* It‘s late so I turned my phone ringer off. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME!! I‘ll never order from you again. *click* >> |
a variation on the above.
NEW IC orders over the phone. the CSR (very experienced) asks "Business, private home or an apartment???" IC replies "Private home"
Now to me and most of the "normal" human population, this would mean a HOME (as in a simgle family detatched or semi detatched dwelling my area has no condos)
I get the run. I go up to the door and knock. I hear a voice from the other side of the street. The man says no one is home there.
Great!!! I go back to my car, then get out my cell phone and call the number (damn it was cold outside on Friday). a woman answers. I ask the standard
me - "This is a PH driver calling to verify that an order was placed from this number
IC - Yes
me - please verify the address for me.
IC - 123 dumb street
me - and is this an APARTMENT OR private home
IC - private home
me - there is no one occupying that dwelling
IC - OH it is a private home but we are in the upper apartment. go around to the side of the house and use the door on the right side of the building.
me - (please give me an AK-47 PLEASE!!!)
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bitch bitch bitch don't be difficult. try a little harder and be impossible
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William Munny
Delivery Specialist
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 3353
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4/26/12 3:20:30 AM
Thought about this thread today when I was in the middle of a 3 stiffs in a row stretch.
The total was $12.75.
The IC hands me 2 fives, 2 ones, and three quarters, and then says keep the change.
I gave him the stare of death and asked, "What change? You didn't give me anything extra."
IC: "I know, have a nice day."
Not only an idiot, but an azzhole one to boot.
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Paying drivers like they are servers is a joke.
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board master
Moderator
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4/26/12 7:57:39 AM
That's when I'd like to open the pizza box, throw in on the ground upside down and say, "Have a nice day."
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Tipping is the meaning of life.
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The Blue Goose
Apprentice Poster
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 350
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4/26/12 8:12:49 AM
board master writes:
| << That‘s when I‘d like to open the pizza box, throw in on the ground upside down and say, "Have a nice day." >> |
You would have liked my next-to-last GM, BoMa.
When I told him about the customer that had just stiffed me to the penny; during a near torrential downpour (while standing on her UNcovered front porch); and have her say: "Must suck for you to have to work for minimum wage in this kind of weather."
He looked at me; straight-faced and serious-as-hell; and asked: "Why for God's sake, didn't you say 'Opps!' and drop her fvckin' order upside down in the lake on her porch?"
Damn, was he a good manager!
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Customers that don't want to tip, need to use THEIR gas and hit the McDonalds drive-thru!
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Pizza Paws
Apprentice Poster
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 175
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4/26/12 3:23:00 PM
Balthazar writes:
| << IC: *really pissed off woman* It‘s late so I turned my phone ringer off. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME!! I‘ll never order from you again. *click* >> |
I think this gal might qualify for super-IC. On my phone (and I assume most phones!), turning down the ringer causes the phone to vibrate in exactly the same way when a call OR a text is received...
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Most of the world's problems arise from people who take shyt too seriously. Save a life -- mock something today!!!
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board master
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4/27/12 7:13:09 AM
The Blue Goose writes:
| << board master writes:
| << That‘s when I‘d like to open the pizza box, throw in on the ground upside down and say, "Have a nice day." >> |
You would have liked my next-to-last GM, BoMa.
When I told him about the customer that had just stiffed me to the penny; during a near torrential downpour (while standing on her UNcovered front porch); and have her say: "Must suck for you to have to work for minimum wage in this kind of weather."
He looked at me; straight-faced and serious-as-hell; and asked: "Why for God‘s sake, didn‘t you say ‘Opps!‘ and drop her fvckin‘ order upside down in the lake on her porch?"
Damn, was he a good manager! >> |
Yeah, if you drop the pizza you still make minimum wage. LOL! There was no incentive to make anything more. Not from that customer.
The best manager I ever had was a woman who received a phone call from an IC who was upset the driver didn't return 12 cents and she responded, "You're supposed to tip!"
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Tipping is the meaning of life.
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Pizza Paws
Apprentice Poster
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 175
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5/2/12 8:41:50 PM
We once had a carryout customer (very recent East African immigrant, most likely Somali since I'm in Minnesota) get absolutely incensed that his two $5.99 mediums somehow came out to $12.80. When the manager calmly and politely explained that this was due to sales tax, the man somehow got even angrier. "Why you tax? You no government!"
Even after having it explained that American businesses always collect the sales tax and pay it to the state, he continued to push the point. "Saint Paul want money, Saint Paul come down here and get it!"
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Most of the world's problems arise from people who take shyt too seriously. Save a life -- mock something today!!!
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