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lpingb
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5/28/12 7:17:48 PM
 
Friday night I roll into Asia Lins Garden Panda Golden Earing Wok and begin a busy but uneventfull night...and then I go to the door on Bruce Street, which is a decent neighborhood. The lady answers the door and goes.."i'm sorry but its really hot in the house"as she is coming to the door...Im thinking great she's either going to smell like a Holstein or not have anything over her bra...WRONG>>>O MY GOD 60 YEAR OLD GRANDMA TITTIES...I manage to get back to the restaurant without wretching and tell Chairman Mao of the events...
ME: O my God it was terrible she was 60 years old and naked...
Chairman Mao: What are you complanin bout, if you go to club you pay $5 to see that...
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driver one
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5/28/12 10:46:19 PM
Okay, two questions: 1)Did she tip? 2)Was she wearing pants?
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Tommy Salami
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5/28/12 11:06:46 PM
Perhaps the good Chairman is old enough that 60 year old women don't look so bad.
When I was 20 and I would see the Mary Tyler Moore show, I thought that Betty White was an old bag. Well, I got to watch that show again when I was 33, and I would have totally did her then.
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lpingb
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5/28/12 11:09:45 PM
The order was $19.20 I received $.80 cents. I shutter to think if she thought she was tipping me visually...Not sure if she was wearing pants...O GOd the horror...
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lpingb
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5/28/12 11:11:22 PM
Chairman Mao is I believe 42 or 43...and true story he was a member of the communist party. I still think Betty White is hot...
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Tommy Salami
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5/28/12 11:21:34 PM
lpingb writes:
| << Not sure if she was wearing pants...O GOd the horror... >> |
Transfixed on the udders, eh?
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driver one
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5/28/12 11:30:19 PM
Wait, you think Betty White is hot, but 60 y.o. tits make you wretch? I doubt they look better at 90.
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Racket Man
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5/29/12 7:00:48 AM
lpingb writes:
| << Friday night I roll into Asia Lins Garden Panda Golden Earing Wok and begin a busy but uneventfull night...and then I go to the door on Bruce Street, which is a decent neighborhood. >> |
decent area (if I read the dstreet name corectly) tis true BUT, where on Bruce was this so I can avoid delivering to the nekkid senior????
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Ed Brown
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5/29/12 2:45:11 PM
Oh sure, I'd do Betty White, the one who sez (and I paraphrase), "I don't do twitter."
"When you wanted to talk to someone," Betty White opines, "you picked up the phone and called them."
That's pure Betty White, always talking in the past tense. When that bytch gets up to speaking in the present tense, then maybe we'll have something to talk about, rather than just fooling around.
Whadda' bytch.
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lpingb
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5/31/12 2:59:24 PM
that would be the 1300 block...towards the middle of the block between Balsam and Santa Barbara...I recommend sending a noob...heck just send the noob out to door hang on a really really hot day...
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Junior Vampbell
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6/4/12 3:53:44 PM
It's funny: I thought this was actually a post about Communist China!
lol
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lpingb
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6/10/12 8:15:16 AM
No Chairman Mao is owner of Asia Wok in Green Bay, WI...Generally a decent guy although gets a little cranky later in the day when his blood sugar gets whacky...
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